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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.
"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry.... We can't hire you."
"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking !"
"Really ? Great ! Show me !"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over, the country !"
"Womanizing ? What do you mean ? I'm a happily married man !"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms !"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin !"
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